Monday, April 7, 2008

I'm Gonna Be a Bear


My dear friend sent me this email and I absolutely loved it...so I thought I'd share it with all of you!
"In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!"

1 comment:

Megan Guymon said...

Hi Priscilla,
I am so glad that you found our blog!! I love to see how everyone's lives change. Congrats on the new baby and from what I saw, graduating from college!! How exciting is that. Kimala just had her 1st baby 9 or 10 days ago. Her name is Dawsyn. I haven't kept in touch with anyone from high school either. So to be able to check your blog is great!! Talk to you later

Megan